smi1ey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Batman : Mr. Freeze]

good, but needs audio work

great job on the animation, and the music was well placed. however you really should work on the voice acting. this is most likely the case, but it seems to me like english is your second language. i think it's great you are doing these in english, but the lines seem kinda choppy and forced alot of the time. i recommend finding multiple voice talents, maybe even from people right here on ng! then you can focus on perfecting that great animation! good luck. =)

[Slakt 'n Teaser]

All tens of course...

But I always ask artists when I see incredibly high quality stick animations with human like characteristics... why not just use real people as characters? This is probably the sole reason this doesn't have well over a 4. People are so tired of sticks. Anyways, I thought it was great, and I don't personally mind sticks, but I'm sure that's what 95% of your bad reviews will be for. Good luck!

Get-lost responds:

There's a special feeling of good stick movies. That's all I can say :)

Thanks for the review

[DCK: Cycon Dooby Don't]

One of the Best Parodies on NG

If not THE best parody. Seriously, the voices were all dead on (well except velma of course ;P), even the way the characters acted and moved! That was simply really well written, well animated, and well acted! Bravo!

[Biography: Master Chief]

fantastic!

Sure, the animation wasn't perfect, but that was freakin long and freakin funny! When Halo "blew up" I was laughing so hard! Well done.

[(2005) Bungee Jumping!]

Same Knox. Same damn good clay!

I don't give a damn how many of these clayman toons you do, they are all GENIUS! Seriously, if you know how to do something well, why stop doing it? It really makes me mad that your claymen toons seem to always just fall short of a 4, when they should be getting well over it! You rock man, and I have yet to a see a toon by you that did not make me laugh. I'll be buying that DVD as soon as it's released. =)

[Herbert and the Mountain]

So Random! ;)

omg, that ending part really made this whole thing awesome. don't get me wrong, the shorts were good, but the ending had me laughing out loud! =D well done.

[Le Petit Americain Ep. 2]

I... Don't.... Get it!

And yes I did see the first one... I was just confused by the plot of the toon. It was well animated, and the sound quality was awesome. (Although it would have been better if you had used an actual chick for the voice of the wife). There were some funny parts too... just didn't make much sense. But then again, what does on NG nowaday!? =P

epyon5 responds:

It's funny that you mention the voice of the wife. We couldn't find a female who was comfortable with doing it so I reluctantly did it. I'm not happy with it and the only way I can get through it is to try and do my best/worst Divine imitation from 'Pink Flamingos'!

[Noodles The Ninja Dog - 1]

Well Done, but...

You need to fix that low-end sound that is in the backound whenever the main character does his lines. You can hear when the audio is turned on and off because of that low feedback noise. If you aren't already doing it, turn off your speakers when you record. Other than, looks great!

[Star Crap Episode3 (2/2)]

great job!

however, the fight scenes were pretty lame. i mean, obviously there were "fight" scenes that were meant as jokes, but the ones that actually had them fighting were just way to limited by your animation style.

other than that, i LOVE how you harped on the whole "OMG my will to live!" obsurdity, and the whole thing with anikin strangling padme. hilarious! you really nailed that movie! =)

[Star Crap Episode3 (1/2)]

Wow that was good!

i wasn't expecting much, but i got a good shock! sure, the animation my not be the smoothest, but hte writing was hilarious, and the voice acting was well done (well, anikin's voice is kinda annoying, but w/e). i'm gonna watch the 2nd one now.